BlackAssassin

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:31:51 -0700

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

i-am-hummingsky: Am I the only person here in this fandom who CAN’T seem to hate Reiner, Bertholdt...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:55:18 -0700

i-am-hummingsky:

Am I the only person here in this fandom who CAN’T seem to hate Reiner, Bertholdt and Annie after all what happened during in the middle and end of the manga?

There’s a lot of pressure and secrets they’re holding.

tebianco: strider-sempai-noticed-you-and: amybouzagloofficial: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:14:53 -0700

tebianco:

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.

Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).

Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

Is this really a thing that is happening

I’m laughing so much, this has to be a troll!

lol funny it ain’t a troll but Amy herself.

tebianco: strider-sempai-noticed-you-and: amybouzagloofficial: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:04:35 -0700

tebianco:

strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.

Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).

Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

Is this really a thing that is happening

I’m laughing so much, this has to be a troll!

reddiemercury: mathgirl277: didney-worl-no-uta: I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:15:40 -0700

reddiemercury:

mathgirl277:

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

Anyone who hasn’t watched it yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

They are fucking insane.

THESE ARE THE CRAZIEST FUCKING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN

deduction-and-destruction: doctormycroftwho: I dunno but this...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:57:03 -0700

deduction-and-destruction:

doctormycroftwho:

I dunno but this kind of just made my day

The best thing about this is their eyes:

John’s eyes are warm and sunny.
Mycroft’s eyes are a bit dead, and rid of emotion.
Sherlock’s eyes are smirky, like he’s planning your humiliating demise.

junyoorin: LOL

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:22:46 -0700

junyoorin:

LOL

slydig: 2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:19:57 -0700

slydig:

2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. the dad said “get the kids out of the house and we’ll call the police. we dont have a clown statue”. the clown was actually a killer that escaped the prison from 10 years ago. if you dont reblog this the clown will be on ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am.

milesjai: juhnelle: cptskeletor: What It’s Like to be...

Wed, 08 May 2013 03:41:27 -0700

milesjai:

juhnelle:

cptskeletor:

What It’s Like to be Black

nailed it.

omfg

IM DONE.

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:24:28 -0700

nine-inch-snails: mrrustyshackleford: amusealittlemuse: leonsb...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:12:58 -0700

nine-inch-snails:

mrrustyshackleford:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Shshd

i almost didn’t reblog because someone doesn’t know how the fuck to use apostrophes

PSA

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:09:34 -0700

yellow-dress:

After hearing about the blog “fuckyeahreadmores”, I’m urging my followers to refrain from tagging their personal posts as “personal” or “read more”. Choose a more unique phrase that can’t be easily searched for, because for some reason there are sick fucks out there searching the ‘read more’ tag.

mirkwoodling: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Scenery...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:51:58 -0700

mirkwoodling:

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Scenery (requested by robbharington)

pinkwithlace: I’m a pervert (ノ￣ー￣)ノYou’re a pervert ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)We’re all perverts (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:36:25 -0700

pinkwithlace:

I’m a pervert (ノ￣ー￣)ノ

You’re a pervert ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

We’re all perverts (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

assorted-goodness: Superstaches - by Wes Montgomery Artist:...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:36:37 -0700

assorted-goodness:

Superstaches - by Wes Montgomery

Artist: Tumblr || Twitter || Facebook || Website

a photoset of the dog flower

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:34:06 -0700

a photoset of the dog flower

twerkingcat: lemmebitechu: pizzia: THE PUG AT THE END OH...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:31:45 -0700

twerkingcat:

lemmebitechu:

pizzia:

THE PUG AT THE END OH LORD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OH SHIT HALHSPSJEIDLBLDJ

nooopantsss: [KnB Edition] A Guide to Roaming Around on Pixiv...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:28:18 -0700

nooopantsss:

[KnB Edition] A Guide to Roaming Around on Pixiv if You Don’t Know Any Japanese

Now, before you start copypasting tags, I recommend you click the button circled in red. This expands your search so that if your keyword is matching part of a longer tag not exactly the same as your keyword but still containing your keyword, it will show up in your search.

Common tags for KnB

黒バス：”Kurobasu” The abbreviation for “Kuroko no basket”

目からバニラシェイク: Literally means “vanilla milkshake is coming out from my eyes”. This tag is used for fanart/fanfiction that is KnB-related and tear-jerking.

目からおしるこ: means “oshiruko is coming out from my eyes”. This tag is used for fanart/fanfiction with Midorima involved that is tear-jerking.

黒バス100users入り: given to Kurobasu fanart that has been bookmarked by users 100+ times. It’s usually decent.

黒バス1000users入り: given to Kurobasu fanart that has been bookmarked by users 1000+ times. It’s usually really good.

黒バス10000users入り: given to Kurobasu fanart that has been bookmarked by users 10000+ times. It’s usually FRACKING good.

キセキの世代: “Kiseki no sedai” AKA Generation of Miracles

黒バスエンドカード事件簿: “Kurobasu Endcard Crime Reports” Every shippy endcard from the anime is treated as a crime on pixiv. A crime committed against the fujyoshi otakus by the fujyoshi working undercover in as the official anime staff.

黒バス中の人祭り: “Kurobasu voiceactor festival” Works in which there’s “same VA” jokes. Ex. Grimmjow-Aomine, Shogun-Kagami, Izaya-Akashi

Kuroko’s◆Japanese◆Style: Works in which the KnB characters are wearing kimonos.

Specialty tags for KnB (I’m just gonna list my random favorites):

かがみんマジ天使: “Kagami is a fucking angel”

安定の黄瀬: “Kise being typical Kise”

ピュア峰: “Pure Aomine”

緑ママ: “Midorimommy”

高尾マジハイスペック彼氏: “Takao is seriously a high-spec boyfriend”

歪みない黒子: “Kuroko being typical Kuroko”

赤司様まじ赤司様: “Akashi-sama being typical Akashi-sama”

見目麗しい赤司様 : “Fucking beautiful Akashi-sama”

KnB Trios, usually bromantic but can get BL-ish:

黒バス信号組: “Traffic light trio” Akashi + Kise + Midorima or Aomine

ブラックベリー組: “Blackberry trio” Kuroko + Akashi + Murasakibara

アメリカ師弟組: “America master-disciple trio” Kagami + Himuro + Alex

和菓子組: “Japanese snack trio” Akashi + Midorima + Murasakibara

PG一年組: “Pointguard firstyears” Akashi + Furihata + Takao

PG眼組: “Pointguard with special eyes” Akashi + Takao + Izuki

KnB Bromantic Pairings

光と影コンビ：”Light and shadow combo” Kuroko + Kagami

キセキまつげ組: “Kiseki eyelash combo” Midorima + Kise

1on1コンビ: “1-on-1 combo” Kise + Aomine

猫目犬科コンビ: “Catty-eyes-doggy-personality” Kise + Takao

キセキインテリ組: “Kiseki intelligence combo” Akashi + Midorima

チャリアカー組: “Bicycle-cart combo” Midorima + Takao

ワインカラー組: “Wine-color combo” Akashi + Murasakibara

鳥の目コンビ: “Bird-eye combo” Izuki + Takao

KnB Romantic Trios:

光サンド: “Light Sandwich” Aomine x Kuroko x Kagami

黒バスオセロサンド: “Othello Sandwich” Aomine x (Insert character, usually Kise or Kagami) x Kuroko

黒バス幼馴染サンド: “Childhood Friends Sandwich” Aomine x Kuroko x Momoi

バスケ馬鹿サンド: “Basketball Idiot Sandwich” Aomine x Momoi x Kagami

KnB Romantic Pairings

Wikipedia their names here and their full name in kanji should show up. Remember, Japanese names are written Last, First.

Except for Riko, most of the ships are made of the first kanji of their last name. If you’re looking for ships with Riko, you have to use her first name, リコ.

The seme character’s name goes first, followed by the uke’s name.

For example, if you’re looking for Akashi x Furihata, you’ll put in:

赤　for Akashi

followed by

降　for Furihata

So, you’ll be entering 赤降　into the search engine at the top.

If you want to see REALLY GOOD works of a pairing, try these two:

これだから（INSERT PAIRING）は: “Can’t believe this (pairing)” or “This is why I ship (pairing)” gives you works that make you go “I can’t stop shipping this it’s too good”.

これはいい（INSERT PAIRING or NAME OF SCHOOL): “This is very good (pairing/school)” gives you works that are really good for that ship or gives you bromantic feels for a school’s basketball team.

General tags to roam around (not necessarily KnB related but KnB is huge right now so it’ll probably appear)

なにこれかわいい: “OMG this is so cute”

なにこれ可愛すぎる: “OMG this is so cute” (different spelling)

なにこれ素敵: “OMG this is pretty”

なにこれ幸せ: “OMG this is happy”

なにこれ癒される: “OMG this is relaxing”

なにこれ滾る：”OMG this is so moe”

毛, 毛根, 禿げ散らかした: Pixiv users like to say “My hair follicles disappeared” or “My hair fell out” when they see something that makes them “moe” too hard. Related tags are things containing 毛(hair)、禿げ散らかした（I moe’d so hard I became bald)

スクロールバー: Pixiv users also like to “pick a fight with” the scroll bar if they like something so much they want an artists’ manga to continue but they’ve reached the end of it and they can’t scroll down any further. Search スクロールバー　to see a bunch of art that’s really quite popular and good.

天使しかいない：”I only see angels here”. Tag given to artwork of people who are very angelic. Kagami Taiga appears in this tag often.

ふつくしい：”Fucking beautiful”. Akashi Seijuro appears in this tag often.

全裸待機：”Waiting naked” Pixiv users have a tendency to take off their clothes in anticipation for the continuation of the artwork/manga/fanfic that has been posted. Search 全裸大輝　to get works that are related to KnB. (Zenra-taiki and zenra-“daiki”, get it? Hurrhurr)

This is not a comprehensive list! To see all of the KnB related tags, go here (but it’s all in Japanese so you may not understand it!)

Happy searching! And remember to SOURCE THE ORIGINAL ARTWORK. ALWAYS INCLUDE A LINK TO THE ORIGINAL IF YOU’RE RE-POSTING IT ON TUMBLR. ZEROCHAN IS NOT A SOURCE.

Happy Holidays, everyone~

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:56:46 -0700

emptycicada: nosecomosellamami: Massive protests in Venezuela...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:57:30 -0700

emptycicada:

nosecomosellamami:

Massive protests in Venezuela after the announcement that the votes wouldn’t be recounted and the “elected” president, Nicolás Maduro, is still being sworn in. There is a violent retaliation from the government and protests are taking place everywhere in the country. Please repost. Such a dictatorship can’t hold any longer.

No guys, the situation is not as simple as that